Why Your Team Sucks 2. Los Angeles Rams. Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Los Angeles Rams. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team Los Angeles Rams. Your 2. 01. 6 record 4 1. From Will Brinson at CBS, here is the drive chart from L. A. s first two games of last season PUNT PUNT PUNT INT PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT INT PUNT TURNOVER ON DOWNSKNEEFIELD GOALPUNTPUNTPUNTFIELD GOALPUNTFIELD GOALPUNTPUNTEND OF GAMEGod, that is so hot. Im tweaking my nips just reading through it. Anyway, that list of war crimes above was merely the opening salvo to a long, miserable first season in LA, a turgid slog that led to the televised firing of longtime coach and guy whos been at the office for years and years even though no one is quite sure what he does Jeff Fisher. Remember when he went jacket diving for his challenge flag and came up empty Neat. Please note that the Rams were somehow stupid enough to EXTEND Fisher before canning him, so youll excuse me if I dont get terribly choked up over the co losingest coach in NFL history getting his ass thrown out onto the pavement. This is the guy who trolled the Skins for the RGIII trade only to end up with one dude from that trade still on the roster. This is the guy who barred Eric Dickerson from the team sideline because Dickerson had the audacity to point out that the team is god awful. This is the guy who couldnt name a single Patriots running back before his team had to go play them. This is Im not going fucking 7 9 guy. Jeff Fisher can get his mustache stuck in a paper shredder. D/6411.jpg' alt='Detective Conan: Count Down To Heaven Free Streaming' title='Detective Conan: Count Down To Heaven Free Streaming' />Its cake versus ice cream for Splatoon 2s first Splatfest and were streaming all the fun live on our Twitch channel. Come and join the mayhem Twitter began blowing up with reports that the streaming service was apparently overloaded and unable to keep up with the sheer number of viewers, resulting in large. Truth be told, New York is playing a bit of catch up, after Los Angeles offered its public library card holders streaming movie privileges last month. D. B. Sweeney, Actor Dinosaur. Daniel Bernard Sweeney was born on November 14, 1961 in Shoreham, Long Island, New York. He got his start in the New York theatre with. Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Los Angeles Rams. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the. Liana Anatolevich is an artist from Russia. This is some of the most badass stuff weve had on Fine Art in a long time. Theres a lot of attention paid to the Dodgers bananas payroll down a little bit this season to 257,158,430 but, as is the nature of baseball, the severely. I hope Vince Young DOES expose his ass. Your coach Sean Mc. Vay, pictured here DAWWWW LOOGIT THOSE CHEEKS HE THINKS THE BLANKET IS A HAT Adorable. Who likes quick reads to the tight end Is it you Is it youIT IS YOU Mc. Vay, who in actuality looks like an Ed Sheeran tribute act, is now the youngest head coach in NFL history. Who would have guessed that such an honor would be bestowed upon the grandchild of a successful former NFL GM Football is the last pure meritocracy, folks Doogie Howser here spent the past three years as the Skins offensive coordinator and a lot of people in D. C. thought he was the brains of the outfit. One look at Jay Gruden and I cant say I blame those truthers, but Im not exactly wowed by Mc. Vays bold innovation of springing a pop quiz or two on unsuspecting veterans. What a crazy, totally newfound approach to alienating your personnel Join us in training camp when the Boy Wonder invents a little something he calls the Oklahoma Drill. If you four brave souls in RAMS NATION are concerned about Mc. Vays callowness, just know that he brought in some old fogey muscle to help balance out things Yessir, ol Wadell shape that defense right up, and then get heartlessly dismissed a year later for his trouble. God, hes such a lovable chump. I want a Wade Phillips plush toy. I would sit on it and play Xbox all day. Your quarterback Its Jared Goff. Jared Goff is an empty box. Even his name sucks. He was one of the most obvious reaches at No. Meanwhile, Dakota Boy looked like Joe Montana next to poor Goffling last season. Its entirely possible that Mc. Vay doesnt care for Goff at all, and will spend next season trying to lure Kirk Cousins to California with a contract offer that will set your underpants on fire. Imagine trading away a shipping container full of draft picks for stupid Jared Goff. Somehow the Rams are always in the center of a big draft day deal, and somehow they always come out of it the same tired and shitty team theyve always been. Thankfully, the Rams handed a fatass contract extension to Tavon Austin last summer, who responded with a career best 5. WHAT A WEAPON. Tavon Austin is like Percy Harvin after six migraines. Whats new that sucks Well, Todd Gurley is dead now. Somewhere between his glorious rookie year and the 2. Razor scooter with square wheels. Lets rip off the scab and take a look at the numbers. The Jungle Book 2 Download Ipod. Jesus. JESUS. Look at those yards per attempt. Youre supposed to get more than ONE year out of running backs before they break down entirely, man. I havent seen a dropoff like that since True Detective. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Can we still make True Detective jokes Fuck it, this is the Rams preview. No one is gonna read it. Elsewhere, your new stadium got flooded by rain and the NFL had to take the Super Bowl away from you. Bereft of notable draft picks after the Goff trade, the Rams brought in a handful of free agents to keep up appearances as they monkeyfart their way through an extra season or five in the L. A. Coliseum. Heres Connor Barwin, who can get 1. Heres Lance Dunbar, who will grab carries from Gurley once everyone accepts that Gurleys regression is permanent. Heres back injury in waiting John Sullivan and former Bengal Andrew Whitworth, here to help out a line that allowed 4. Remember Greg Robinson, the bigass tackle they drafted at No. They just traded him for a sixth rounder. The Rams line is a terminally shabby edifice that has all the structural integrity of a toilet paper dam. Aaron Donald is extremely wisely holding out. Dominique Easley already tore his ACL. What has always sucked Les Snead The John Wick villain who fucked up both the RGIII trade and the Goff trade is still lingering around the place. You listen to me, Rams and Jaguars and Bills and the rest of the NFLs sewer dwelling trash If youre gonna clean house, clean the WHOLE house. Dont fire your coach and keep the GM, then sweep all the used syringes into the nearest available closet and tell me youve spruced up the joint. Les Snead. Another awful name. Fuck him. I need less of Les Snead, tell you what Again, no one is reading. Meanwhile, the Rams lost a series of lawsuits from PSL holders they fucked over by leaving St. Louis. And I want to believe between that, and the a recent ruling declaring that the Rams owe Missouri 3. Inglewood stadium site, Stan Kroenke will finally have to eat the barest trace amount of shit for moving this team. No one deserves it more. But I know better. I know the bad guys win. I know Kroenke will get his megaplex, and his billions of dollars, and his endless, gushing revenue streams. I know hell be lighting hand rolled Cubans with flaming gold ingots while the rest of us are swept away by the rising seas. I know that, like so many other rich assholes who never have to answer for anything, Kroenke is the harbinger of our end times. Also, he looks like a guy in witness protection who doesnt know how to disguise himself properly. He sucks now and forever and deserves to have nothing but the worst happen to him. The Rams are a nothing team. Somehow the most popular team in this town is the one that did NOT move here, and theres nothing to indicate that will change while the Rams suck and are owned by a rat haired fuckface. Did you know Kroenke drove an evictee to suicideI bet he lost exactly one second of sleep over the news. What might not suck The legit biggest thrill for Rams fans last season was when Bill Belichick complimented the punter. So there you go you guys punt good. HEAR IT FROM RAMS FANSColin The owner of the Los Angeles Rams, Stan Kroenke, is a huge piece of shit. If he cares at all about the game of football or the Rams winning games, he does a very good job at hiding it. Our management thinks that marketing and making splashy draft choices are going to put butts in seats and generate revenue which is their only priority even while the product on the field is and has been for a number of years a sad circus that few want to stare at for 3 hours every week. If trading up in the 2. Jared Goff with the top pick wasnt evidence of our managements failed approach at running this franchise, I dont know what is. UFCs Fight Pass Is Melting Down During the Floyd Mayweather Jr. Conor Mc. Gregor Fight. Moments after coverage of the Las Vegas match between UFC fighter Conor Mc. Gregor and undefeated boxer Floyd Mayweather was scheduled to begin at 9 0. 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